I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they get up in the morning that's the best they're going to feel all day.
"My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex".
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother
Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikazi pilots say to his students?
A: Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
Camouflage condoms: So they won't see you coming.
A Stanford research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 3,000 responses about three days after the ad came out. All from the same person.
The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.
"It's me and you against the world. So when do we attack?"
I drink to make other people interesting.
I got a dog and named him "Stay". Now, I go "Come here, Stay!". After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
"Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer each, and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. No further testing is planned."
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
Eat healthy, exercise more, still die.
Always check for ferrets before sitting.
A friend is someone who knows all about you but likes you anyway.
There are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
I don't like small cars or really big women but somehow I always find myself in em!
99% of all people in the world walk around with blinders on. The other 1% walk around in total amazement
. Dyslexics of the world, untie!
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs, and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
The top ten things men know about women:
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Father always said laughter was the best medicine, I guess that's why so many of us died of tuberculosis.
When he is late for dinner i know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street. I always hope he is dead. - Judith Viorst
I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me. - Monica Lewinsky (on CNN's Larry King Live discussing her weight-loss)
We spend nine months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.
There ain't no devil, ther'e just God when he's drunk.
I imagine a world of love, peace, and no wars. Then I imagine myself attacking that place because they would never expect it!
Japan's second-largest tourist agency was mystified when it entered English-speaking markets and began receiving requests for unusual sex tours. Upon finding out why, the owners of Kinki Nippon Tourist Company changed its name.
I'm at a stage in my life where I'm having a hard time caring about things. Fortunately, I don't care.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes!
The two steps to total business success:
1) Never give away all your secrets
2)
To all you virgins out there. Thanks for nothing.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.
Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it?
joi, 29 noiembrie 2007
marți, 27 noiembrie 2007
People who are strong communicators have an above-average ability to articulate ideas and feelings. People high in this quality tend to enjoy the act of communicating and can appreciate their own skill at it. Crafting a graceful phrase or telling an engaging tale are the kinds of talents that strong communicators are likely to be known for. Many people high in this quality also love to talk. Perhaps due to all of these skills, being high in this dimension is usually associated with a reasonably high level of confidence, intelligence, and decisiveness.
joi, 22 noiembrie 2007
REALLY good Bumper Sticker Material....
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Assassins do it from behind.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep
Montana --- At least our cows are sane!
Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
Wink, I'll do the rest!
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Assassins do it from behind.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep
Montana --- At least our cows are sane!
Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
Wink, I'll do the rest!
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.
marți, 20 noiembrie 2007
Your instinct to love and be loved is rooted very deeply in your subconscious and affects most of the decisions you make in life — whether you are aware of it or not.
You inspire people to experience their true feelings of love and act kindly towards others. You also value your personal relationships more than most people.
Your unique capacity to love may be greater than those around you, which means you may have more to give in relationships than your friends or romantic partners do.
Your psyche is very rich; the more you learn about it, the more you will understand who you really are.
luni, 19 noiembrie 2007
Pearly Gate Humor
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, “You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?”
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?”
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really ARE Einstein!” he says. “Welcome to heaven!”
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.
Picasso asks, “Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?”
Saint Peter says, “Go ahead.”
Picasso erases Einstein’s equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. “Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!” he says. “Come on in!”
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, “Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?”
George W. looks bewildered and says, “Who are Einstein and Picasso?”
Saint Peter sighs and says, “Come on in, George.”
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?”
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really ARE Einstein!” he says. “Welcome to heaven!”
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.
Picasso asks, “Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?”
Saint Peter says, “Go ahead.”
Picasso erases Einstein’s equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. “Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!” he says. “Come on in!”
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, “Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?”
George W. looks bewildered and says, “Who are Einstein and Picasso?”
Saint Peter sighs and says, “Come on in, George.”
vineri, 16 noiembrie 2007
marți, 13 noiembrie 2007
In other words, your uncompromisingly compassionate nature directly affects how, and how often, you experience certain feelings.
For example, your test results indicate that you're most fulfilled when you can lend a helping hand to those who really need it. That factor is directly related to your fundamental belief in compassion and the range of emotions it triggers.
Based on your belief in compassion, where do you rank in the emotional landscape? Which of your emotions dominate your life? And how can you learn to control your emotions?
luni, 12 noiembrie 2007
Stiri din Irak
Ultima ştire din Irak:
كأننا عشرون مستحيل في اللّد ، والرملة ، والجليل هنا .. على صدوركم ، باقون كالجدار وفي حلوقكم ، كقطعة
الزجاج ، كالصبّار وفي عيونكم ، زوبعة من نار.. هنا .. على صدوركم ، باقون كالجدار نجوع .. نعرى .. نتحدى .. ننشد الأشعار ونملأ الشوار
Nici mie nu imi vine sa cred ce s-a intamplat!
OMG! =)) :)) :P
كأننا عشرون مستحيل في اللّد ، والرملة ، والجليل هنا .. على صدوركم ، باقون كالجدار وفي حلوقكم ، كقطعة
الزجاج ، كالصبّار وفي عيونكم ، زوبعة من نار.. هنا .. على صدوركم ، باقون كالجدار نجوع .. نعرى .. نتحدى .. ننشد الأشعار ونملأ الشوار
Nici mie nu imi vine sa cred ce s-a intamplat!
OMG! =)) :)) :P
vineri, 9 noiembrie 2007
miercuri, 7 noiembrie 2007
duminică, 4 noiembrie 2007
By Octavian Paler
"Am învaţat unele lucruri în viaţă pe care vi le împărtăşesc şi vouă ! Am învăţat că nu poţi face pe cineva să te iubească. Tot ce poţi face este să fii o persoană iubită. Restul… depinde de ceilalţi. Am învăţat că oricât mi-ar păsa mie, altora s-ar putea să nu le pese. Am învăţat că durează ani să câştigi încrederea şi că doar în câteva secunde poţi să o pierzi. Am învăţat că nu contează CE ai în viaţă CI PE CINE AI. Am învăţat că te descurci şi ţi-e folosit farmecul circa 15 minute. După accea, însă, ar fii bine să ştii ceva.
Am învăţat că nu trebiue să să te compari cu ceea ce pot alţii să facă mai bine, ci contează ceea ce poţi să faci tu. Am învăţat că nu contează ce li se întâmplă oamenilor, ci contează ce pot să fac eu pentru a rezolva.
Am învăţat că oricum ai tăia, orice lucru are două feţe.
Am învăţat că trebiue să te desparţi de cei dragi cu cuvinte calde; s-ar putea să fie ultima oară când îi vezi.
Am învăţat că poţi continua încă mult timp după ce ai spus că nu mai poţi.
Am învăţat că eroi sunt cei care fac ce trebuie, când trebuie, indiferent de consecinţe.
Am învăţat că sunt oameni care te iubesc, dar nu ştiu s-o arate.
Am învăţat că atunci când sunt supărat am DREPTUL să fiu supărat, dar nu am dreptul să fiu şi rău.
Am învăţat că prietenia adevărată continua să existe chiar şi la distanţă. Iar asta este valabil şi pentru iubirea adevarată. Am învăţat că, dacă cineva nu te iubeşte cum ai vrea tu, nu înseamnă că nu te iubeşte din tot sufletul. Am învăţat că indiferent cât de bun iţi este un prieten oricum te va răni din când în când, iar tu trebiue să-l ierţi pentru asta.
Am învăţat că nu este întotdeauna de ajuns să fii iertat de alţii ; câteodată trebuie să înveţi să te ierţi pe tine însuţi. Am învăţat că indiferent cât de mult suferi, lumea nu se va opri în loc pentru durerea ta.
Am învăţat că trecutul şi circumstanţele ţi-ar putea influenţa personalitatea, dar că TU eşti responsabil pentru ceea ce devii. Am învăţat că dacă doi oameni se ceartă, nu înseamnă că nu se iubesc. Şi nici faptul că nu se ceartă nu dovedeşte că se iubesc. Am învăţat că uneori trebuie să pui persoana pe primul loc şi nu faptele sale.
Am învăţat că doi oameni pot privi acelaşi lucru şi pot vedea ceva total diferit.
Am învăţat că indiferent de consecinţe cei care sunt cinstiţi cu ei înşişi ajung departe în viaţă.
Am învăţat că viaţa îţi poate fi schimbată în câteva ore de către oameni care nici nu te cunosc.
Am învăţat că şi atunci când crezi că nu mai ai nimic de dat, când te strigă un prieten vei putea găsi puterea de a-l ajuta.
Am învăţat că scrisul ca şi vorbitul, pot linişti durerile sufleteşti.
Am învăţat că oamenii la care ţii cel mai mult îţi sunt luaţi prea repede…
Am învaţat că este prea greu să-ţi dai seama unde să tragi linie între a fi amabil, a nu răni oamenii şi a-ţi susţine părerile.
Am învăţat să iubesc ca să pot să fiu iubit."
Am învăţat că nu trebiue să să te compari cu ceea ce pot alţii să facă mai bine, ci contează ceea ce poţi să faci tu. Am învăţat că nu contează ce li se întâmplă oamenilor, ci contează ce pot să fac eu pentru a rezolva.
Am învăţat că oricum ai tăia, orice lucru are două feţe.
Am învăţat că trebiue să te desparţi de cei dragi cu cuvinte calde; s-ar putea să fie ultima oară când îi vezi.
Am învăţat că poţi continua încă mult timp după ce ai spus că nu mai poţi.
Am învăţat că eroi sunt cei care fac ce trebuie, când trebuie, indiferent de consecinţe.
Am învăţat că sunt oameni care te iubesc, dar nu ştiu s-o arate.
Am învăţat că atunci când sunt supărat am DREPTUL să fiu supărat, dar nu am dreptul să fiu şi rău.
Am învăţat că prietenia adevărată continua să existe chiar şi la distanţă. Iar asta este valabil şi pentru iubirea adevarată. Am învăţat că, dacă cineva nu te iubeşte cum ai vrea tu, nu înseamnă că nu te iubeşte din tot sufletul. Am învăţat că indiferent cât de bun iţi este un prieten oricum te va răni din când în când, iar tu trebiue să-l ierţi pentru asta.
Am învăţat că nu este întotdeauna de ajuns să fii iertat de alţii ; câteodată trebuie să înveţi să te ierţi pe tine însuţi. Am învăţat că indiferent cât de mult suferi, lumea nu se va opri în loc pentru durerea ta.
Am învăţat că trecutul şi circumstanţele ţi-ar putea influenţa personalitatea, dar că TU eşti responsabil pentru ceea ce devii. Am învăţat că dacă doi oameni se ceartă, nu înseamnă că nu se iubesc. Şi nici faptul că nu se ceartă nu dovedeşte că se iubesc. Am învăţat că uneori trebuie să pui persoana pe primul loc şi nu faptele sale.
Am învăţat că doi oameni pot privi acelaşi lucru şi pot vedea ceva total diferit.
Am învăţat că indiferent de consecinţe cei care sunt cinstiţi cu ei înşişi ajung departe în viaţă.
Am învăţat că viaţa îţi poate fi schimbată în câteva ore de către oameni care nici nu te cunosc.
Am învăţat că şi atunci când crezi că nu mai ai nimic de dat, când te strigă un prieten vei putea găsi puterea de a-l ajuta.
Am învăţat că scrisul ca şi vorbitul, pot linişti durerile sufleteşti.
Am învăţat că oamenii la care ţii cel mai mult îţi sunt luaţi prea repede…
Am învaţat că este prea greu să-ţi dai seama unde să tragi linie între a fi amabil, a nu răni oamenii şi a-ţi susţine părerile.
Am învăţat să iubesc ca să pot să fiu iubit."
joi, 1 noiembrie 2007
Atmosphere - Fuck you, Lucy
[Women Singing]
"It leave never would you, you show could I If" [x6]
[Slug]
She say that she still wants a friendship
She can't live her life without me as a friend
I can't figure out why I give a damn to what she wants
I don't understand the now before the then
Most of this garbage I write that these people seem to like
Is about you and how I let you infect my life
And if they got to know you, I doubt that they would see it
They'd wonder what I showed you how you could leave it
A friend in Chicago said that I should stay persistent
If I stay around I'm bound to break resistance
Fuck you Lucy for defining my existence
Fuck you and your differences
Ever since I was a young lad with a part-time dad
It was hard to find happiness inside of what I had
I studied my mother, I digested her pain
And vowed no women on my path would have to walk the same
Travel like sound across the fate ladder
I travel with spoon to mix this cake batter
And I travel with feels so I can deal with touch
It's like that, thank you very much, fuck you very much!
[Chorus]
(Yes, yes it is)
And everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
(Yes, yes it is)
And everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
[Slug]
Fuck the "what happened?", I got stuck
They can peel pieces of me off the grill of her truck
Used to walk with luck, used to hold her hand
Fell behind then played the role of a slower man
I want to stand on top of this mountain and yell
I want to wake up and break up this lake of hell
I feel like a bitch for letting the she twist me up
The last starfighter is wounded, time to give it up
On a pick it up mission, kept it bitter
Gettin' in a million memories just to forget her
The difficulty in keepin' emotions controlled
Cookies for the road, took me by the soul
Hunger for the drama, hunger for the nurture
Gonna take it further, the hurt feels like murder
Interpret the eyes, read the lines on her face
The sunshine is fake, how much time did I waste?
Fuck you Lucy for leaving me
Fuck you Lucy for not needing me
I wanna say fuck you because I still love you
No, I'm not okay, and I don't know what to do
[Chorus]
(Yes, yes it is)
And everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
(Yes, yes it is)
And everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
[Slug]
Do I sound mad? Well I guess I'm a little pissed
Every action has a point, five points make a fist
You close 'em, you swing 'em, it's hurts when it hits
And the truth can be a bitch, but if the boot fits
I got an idea: You should get a tattoo that says "Warning"
That's all, just a warning, so the potential victim can take a left and save breath,
And avoid you, sober and upset in the morning
I wanna scream, "Fuck you Lucy!"
But the problem is I love you Lucy
So instead I'ma finish my drink and have another
While you think about how you used to be my lover
[Chorus]
(Yes, yes it is)
And everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
(Yes, yes it is)
And everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
[Women Singing]
"It leave never would you, you show could I If" [x12]
"It leave never would you, you show could I If" [x6]
[Slug]
She say that she still wants a friendship
She can't live her life without me as a friend
I can't figure out why I give a damn to what she wants
I don't understand the now before the then
Most of this garbage I write that these people seem to like
Is about you and how I let you infect my life
And if they got to know you, I doubt that they would see it
They'd wonder what I showed you how you could leave it
A friend in Chicago said that I should stay persistent
If I stay around I'm bound to break resistance
Fuck you Lucy for defining my existence
Fuck you and your differences
Ever since I was a young lad with a part-time dad
It was hard to find happiness inside of what I had
I studied my mother, I digested her pain
And vowed no women on my path would have to walk the same
Travel like sound across the fate ladder
I travel with spoon to mix this cake batter
And I travel with feels so I can deal with touch
It's like that, thank you very much, fuck you very much!
[Chorus]
(Yes, yes it is)
And everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
(Yes, yes it is)
And everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
[Slug]
Fuck the "what happened?", I got stuck
They can peel pieces of me off the grill of her truck
Used to walk with luck, used to hold her hand
Fell behind then played the role of a slower man
I want to stand on top of this mountain and yell
I want to wake up and break up this lake of hell
I feel like a bitch for letting the she twist me up
The last starfighter is wounded, time to give it up
On a pick it up mission, kept it bitter
Gettin' in a million memories just to forget her
The difficulty in keepin' emotions controlled
Cookies for the road, took me by the soul
Hunger for the drama, hunger for the nurture
Gonna take it further, the hurt feels like murder
Interpret the eyes, read the lines on her face
The sunshine is fake, how much time did I waste?
Fuck you Lucy for leaving me
Fuck you Lucy for not needing me
I wanna say fuck you because I still love you
No, I'm not okay, and I don't know what to do
[Chorus]
(Yes, yes it is)
And everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
(Yes, yes it is)
And everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
[Slug]
Do I sound mad? Well I guess I'm a little pissed
Every action has a point, five points make a fist
You close 'em, you swing 'em, it's hurts when it hits
And the truth can be a bitch, but if the boot fits
I got an idea: You should get a tattoo that says "Warning"
That's all, just a warning, so the potential victim can take a left and save breath,
And avoid you, sober and upset in the morning
I wanna scream, "Fuck you Lucy!"
But the problem is I love you Lucy
So instead I'ma finish my drink and have another
While you think about how you used to be my lover
[Chorus]
(Yes, yes it is)
And everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
(Yes, yes it is)
And everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
Everyone in his life would mistake it as love
[Women Singing]
"It leave never would you, you show could I If" [x12]
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